Rough Writer: A Dom Writes

It has been a long while since I have posted anything, which makes me a very bad blogger. My inspiration came from the sheer disdain I felt the other day when I began to think about the recent antics of Naomi Campbell. I was aware the aging model had a behavior problem, but I had forgotten about it until she hit the news for spitting on an officer in London during an altercation. It was alleged that Campbell tossed racial epithets, calling the officer a “white slag.” Hmmm….

I would invite Campbell to attend our workshop where she would be broken of her sense of entitlement and taught to accept herself for the worthless piece of human flesh she seems to behave like. We would certainly begin with a rigorous regimen designed to instill in her a true sense of her worth. We would write upon her body “SLAG” and she would be forced to masturbate as our staff projected their own spittle onto her bare flesh. Afterwards it would be off to the stockade, where the officer involved in the embroilment would be allowed to paddle and whip Campbell until she proffered an apology and begged for the treatment of the just. Then would we encourage the officer to use a strapon to show the real slag who is boss.

It might also be useful to highlight the flawed areas of Campbell’s body with a marking pen or lipstick, with particular attention paid to the areas ravaged by age. As part of our work furlough program, Campbell would be made to work at McDonald’s during the days as she endured the final phases of her humiliation training at night, with regular visits from the officer in question.